Earlier this year Linz Diocese mounted an effective political campaign and eventually forced Pope Benedict XVI to back down from naming Fr. Ludwig Wagner as their auxiliary bishop. Father Wagner apparently too conservative and just wasn't in tune with 'the way they do things around there'.
Now take a look at this picture from Sunday's Feast of Corpus Christi procession! Dean Helmut Part is taking a victory lap with our Lord!
Helmut Part! Repent for your modern-day re-humiliation of Our Lord and Savior! For your information, this is how Our Lord has been exposed and honored for the past 800 years! (see picture on left)
Lose the industrial sized tweezers you picked up at Harbor Freight!
[thanks to http://www.cathcon.blogspot.com/ for information on Linz!]